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Hey, Pim, how close are we?

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We're-- We're like in the middle
of nowhere.

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It's just a little further,
Charlie.

4
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Look, man, I ditched a freaking

5
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awesome party to come
do this with you, okay?

6
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So, this better not be some lame
thing with a bunch of squares.

7
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Trust me, Charlie,
it's gonna be really fun.

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These guys are the
DEFINITION of party animals.

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Here we are, Charlie.

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Meet Bill,

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Fillmore

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and Duncan.

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Pim, what is this?

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The UFO hunting group.

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You said last week you
were super into UFOs, right?

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I've never said anything
like that in my entire life.

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Oh, maybe that was Glep.

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Salutations, Pim.

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Who's the newbie?

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Hello, Bill.

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This is Charlie,
my best friend.

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Yes, yes, nice
to meet you, Charlie.

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Any-- any friend of Pim's
is a friend of ours, yes.

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So, you guys just sit around

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and wait for an alien
to show up?

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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No, no, what we do is
much more exciting than that.

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Let the epic search begin.

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THERE!

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Oh, wait, sorry.

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That was just a
satellite from earlier.

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So have any of you guys
ever actually seen a UFO?

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- UAP.
- OF COURSE WE HAVE!

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In 2013, we may possibly,
definitely, have spotted

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a cigar-shaped craft
descend and ascend

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at incredible velocity.

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Turned out to be a
bird, but still pretty cool.

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Why would an
alien care about us?

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I believe they're here
for peaceful reasons, yes,

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and they want us
to love each other, yes.

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NONSENSE!

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They're DEMONS
from another dimension!

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And the only reason
we don't see them that often

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is because they cannot get

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through the DAMNED glass dome

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protecting the Flat Earth.

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Do you actually believe that,

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or -- or are you just
doing a bit right now?

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I don't just believe it,
I KNOW it!

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And they've pulled the wool
over your eyes, haven't they?

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I can tell, I could tell
when you walked over here.

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All right, okay, then how do you
explain timezones, dude?

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Ha! How much did those NASA

54
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lying-tists pay
you to say that, eh?

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AH!

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What do you think
about the aliens, Duncan?

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Oh, gosh, I think Duncan
ate too many animal cookies.

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Yeah, riveting stuff, ah,

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I--I'm gonna get
an Uber now.

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Wait, Bill, don't you have
that experimental

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alien beacon device
you were talking about?

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Yes, yes, I do-- I do
have it on my persons,

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but it could be very
unstable if not used correctly.

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Everyone stand back.

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That's a theremin, dude.

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What?

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Yeah, no, my uncle used to
have one of these

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when he was in his band,
The Red Gapers.

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Oh, I didn't know
it could do that.

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Oh my God! IT'S REAL!

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I was just
fucking around before!

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Oh my god,
it's a real UFO!

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- Ahh...
- Ahh...

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- Pim, wake up.

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Bill, hey, Bill.

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Oh my God!

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Dude, this has to be a dream.

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This has to be some kind
of nightmare.

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I can't hear anything.

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I think they're gone.

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Wow, not only were we
abducted by aliens,

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but I think the aliens that

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abducted us
were also abducted,

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and now we're
inside their ship,

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and they're flying
out of our galaxy.

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Yeah, no frickin' dip.

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I-- I could've told you that.

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Our father, who art in heaven,

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hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come,

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Yo, either of you
guys got a lighter?

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- Uh, no.
- No, sir.

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Nah, no one
out there has a lighter.

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Sorry, man.

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Should we invite Kelsey?

95
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No, fuck no, dude.

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Last time she
was here, she went psycho

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and stole my adderall
and my vape pen.

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Fuck no.

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Um, hello?

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Sup?

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Wait, who invited you guys?

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Uh, Gl... Zo...

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Uh, Z - zih... zimb...

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- Xenore?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Xenore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-That's him.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, Xenore, yeah.

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Oh, sweet, yeah.

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Well, he's not here yet,
but come on in.

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The party's
just getting started.

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We were just about to
go to the Zeta Reticuli System

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to fuck around.

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You guys up for some
Saturday night shenanigans?

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As fun as that
sounds, and it does sound

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really fun and everything,
you know,

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Xenore was actually the
whole reason we came here,

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so if he's not here,
we'll probably just go home,

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if that's okay.

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What?

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You guys aren't
squares, are you?

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Uh, no, no, no,
we're, we're cool.

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We're, yeah, we're, yeah.

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Yeah, I guess we
can hang out for a bit.

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It's Saturday after all.

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All right.

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LET'S PARTY!

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Oh, I think
it's starting to wear off.

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All right, well, yeah.

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Hey, you know,
we did all the stuff

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you asked to prove we're cool?

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Well, we are cool,
you know.

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In fact, Pim injected that
black goo into his arm,

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you didn't even ask
him to do that, and he did it.

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But I think, -- I think
we're pretty beat, right?

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I mean, I think
it's probably about time

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we get taken
back home, right, Pim?

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Yep, yep, that's right.

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You said it, Charlie.

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- Ah, we'll just be on our way then.
- Wait, chill, chill.

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We're not done yet.

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We saved the best for last.

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If you guys
really aren't squares,

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you'll have no problem
vaporizing this planet.

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It's gonna be so
fucking funny.

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Is-- is there life
on that planet?

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Ah, yeah,
it's only one of the oldest

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and most populated
civilizations in the galaxy.

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{\an8}That's kinda what makes
the prank funny, dude.

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{\an8}Come on, if you
guys do this last thing,

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{\an8}we'll take
you home right after.

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{\an8}Like immediately,
we'll turn the ship around

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{\an8}and take you guys back.

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{\an8}- Oh yeah, yeah.
- Sure, yeah.

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{\an8}- We will, right?
- Of course.

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I can't do it.

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I'm sorry, I'd rather
be stuck on this ship

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for the rest of my life
than commit such a horrible

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atrocity against
so many innocent beings.

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I don't think you understand.

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If you don't do this,

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you're gonna spend the rest of
your life inside this.

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We threw some nerds in this Zeep
torture device yesterday

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because they didn't wanna
put a CD holder up their ass.

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Every second feels like
a thousand years to them.

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So are you
guys cool or not?

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Charlie, I can't go
into that thing.

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- That's hell.
- Yeah, no, it's-- its okay, Pim.

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Look, we'll just --

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we'll just destroy the planet,
kill everybody,

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and then never talk
about this again.

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All right, we did it.

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Oh God!

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Oh, I can't believe it,
that's so great.

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Dude, you guys
are total psychopaths.

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Nobody was on that planet.

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It was completely empty.

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What?

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And there's no such thing
as a Zeep torture device.

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That's like
Black Mirror shit, dude.

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This is an LED
I got off of Alibaba.

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Hahaha, Alibaba.

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All right, can you please
just take us home now?

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This ship only
goes one way.

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We can't even go backwards.

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Yeah, we were never able
to take you guys back home.

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You know what, you know
you guys are losers, right.

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Oh yeah, you
party at pull pranks.

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You guys aren't cool.
You're-- you're childish.

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- You're childish.
- Childish, oh, fuck you, man!

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- Fuck off.
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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We don't need to--
We don't need to talk like this.

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- Can we just calm down.
- No, no, Pim, I'm not done,

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- I'm not done.
- Charlie, Charlie,

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- There's no point.
- No, we don't know a Xenore.

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- We made him up, we lied.
- Oh, oh, oh, no, you lied.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Fuck, no!

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- Oh no, you didn't.
- You lied about Xenore.

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I'm over you big guy, what are
you gonna do come on.

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- Come on...
- Calm down, Charlie. Calm down.

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HIT ME! HIT ME!
HIT ME IN THE FACE I DARE YOU!

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Come on, lets do this!
Fuck you.

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- I am DONE!
- Let's just talk like adults!

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Who do you think you are
talking to us like that.

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You are being
detained for destruction of

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public property
and disturbing the peace.

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Do not exit your
vehicle and remain calm.

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Holy shit, it's the cops.

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What the cops?
Oh my God.

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- We gotta bail.
- Bail everyone, let's get out of here!

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Over there, come on!
To my space car!

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- You have a space car?
- I have a space car.

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Charlie, look,

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the first aliens that
abducted us are still alive.

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Pim, I've known you
for seven years

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and I never thought
I'd say this to you, but,

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I'm gonna go ahead
and fly that alien saucer.

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Charlie, I support
you 100 percent.

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Well, Pim, I guess
you were right.

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Aliens exist
and I hate their guts.

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I hate aliens, hey, sue me.

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Yeah, I -- I kind of imagined
that they'd be a bit more,

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benevolent?

222
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But yeah, hey, at least you got

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that Saturday
night party you wanted.

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So true, Pim, so true,
but you know what, man?

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Like, I feel like I'm probably
getting a little bit too old

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for this party stuff anyways.

227
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And besides, can you
really top an alien party?

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- You know what I mean?
- I know what you mean.

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- Can you top an alien party?
- I hear you, Charlie,

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- I know what you mean.
- I don't think you can.

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- I don't think you can.
- I don't think you can.

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I don't think you can.

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Hey, by the way, when we
were like, running out

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did you see that alien Tony Hawk
game that they were playing?

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Yeah, I did
see that, actually.

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It looked pretty fun.

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You don't think I'd be able to
like, get that on Earth anywhere

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do you, like,
buy that somewhere?

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- Ummm... like the alien game?
- Torrent it?

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Yeah, torrent it...
like, yeah, the alien game?

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I think it'd be
pretty hard, only,

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only because
it is an alien game.

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I think it, yeah,
I don't think so.

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Yeah, I-- I was just wondering,
it's stupid, even to ask.

245
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,314
Oh, I think we're
approaching Earth.

246
00:10:02,374 --> 00:10:04,180
Cool, I've always
wanted to see it from space.

247
00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:08,320
Wait, what?

248
00:10:08,514 --> 00:10:09,487
Wh-- What am I looking at?

249
00:10:09,556 --> 00:10:10,392
What is that?

250
00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:13,227
Charlie, that--
that's not Earth, right?

251
00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:14,960
Pim, that's completely flat.

252
00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:16,300
That's 100--
That's 100 percent flat, dude.

253
00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:18,657
I know, that's what I'm saying
that can't be real, right?

254
00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:20,452
- That's not--
- We're looking at it, dude.

255
00:10:20,529 --> 00:10:22,161
The Earth i-- is flat...

256
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,796
The Earth, oh, I'm just looking,
I don't know.

257
00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:24,830
The Earth is flat.

258
00:10:24,898 --> 00:10:26,599
Charlie, the Earth can't
actually be flat, right?

259
00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,439
There's the glass dome, dude,
dude, oh my God, dude.

260
00:10:28,523 --> 00:10:29,225
Oh my--

261
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:30,671
This can't be real.

262
00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:31,878
- I need to sit down.
- This can't--

263
00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,458
Pim, we -- we need to take
this to the grave.

264
00:10:34,525 --> 00:10:36,308
We cannot tell anybody,
this changes literally every,

265
00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:37,580
this changes everything.

266
00:10:37,711 --> 00:10:40,175
No-- I-- I know-- I can--,
we can never tell anyone.

267
00:10:40,262 --> 00:10:41,514
I might actually puke,
get back a little.

268
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,348
Im gonna puke, stay back.

269
00:10:42,416 --> 00:10:43,516
Oh my, I'm gonna throw up.

270
00:10:43,585 --> 00:10:44,349
Okay, I'm gonna throw up.

271
00:10:44,418 --> 00:10:45,422
The Earth is flat, Charlie.

272
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:46,202
I know.

273
00:10:57,264 --> 00:10:58,698
No, you've
got the wrong people.

274
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:00,027
We didn't kill our friends.

275
00:11:00,096 --> 00:11:01,033
The UFO took them.

276
00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:02,105
IT WAS THE UFO!

277
00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:03,964
Yeah, whatever
you say, buddy.

278
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